Gintama Quotes
Hideaki Sorachi's Popular Manga
Directed by: Shinji Takamatsu
Gin: Say, Kagura-chan… We’ve been having egg over rice for how many days now?
Kagura: No idea. I don’t dwell on the past. No lingering on relationships that are over. That’s my motto.
Gin: Forget the past. Look at the garbage disposal. It’s filled with the remains of the men you’ve dumped.
Kagura: I don’t need anything besides my egg over rice. I can survive as long as I have egg over rice with me.
Shinpachi: It might be fine with you, Kagura-chan, but once you’re married, your husband will have a hard time.
Kagura: I’m never getting married. I’m leeching off Yorozuya forever.
Tae: Oh, so you’re going to marry Gin-san?
Kagura:
Who would marry that good-for-nothing? Then I’ll marry the Colonel
(KFC)! That old man has every chicken under his control. All the eggs
and fried chicken I can eat!
Shinpachi: You're driving without a license?!
Kagura: I don't need a license to hit and run!
" YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE THREE UNDERLYING PRINCIPLES OF JUMP! FRIENDSHIP, HARDWORK AND VICTORY! YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO READ JUMP! "
Hijikata: Oi oi. I could care less if it was just Yamazaki in there. but since Kondou-san's in there too, then I guess we gotta do something about it.
Okita: Hijikata-san, I forgot my whistle at home. I'm gonna go get it.
Hijikata: Good, and don't come back. Useless. I can handle this by myself. All of you wait for me here.
Guy: Hey look! There's something there! What is that thing!? A cannon!?! Where'd those idiots get this huge cannon!?
Guy 2: That's... the weapon they were making behind our backs...
Hijikata:Sougo, I left my protractor at home. I'm gonna run back and get it.
Okita: Hijikata-san, don't worry. I have one here. (This one really made me laugh :D)
Okita: Goodbye, vice captain. Why don’t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife? *shoots bazooka*
Hijikata: *straightening up from being bent down* Oi Sougo, just what do you think you’re doing? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
Okita: Oh, no. It was just a joke. A joke! I’m always doing it, aren’t I? *whispers* tsk, missed again.
Hijikata: You’re always trying to kill me?
Gintoki: "Ever since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're
looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura?"
Katsura: "Not Zura, it's Captain Katsura."
Gintoki: You sure are well prepared... Who the hell are you, Lupin?
Katsura: I'm not Lupin, I'm Zura... Er, I mean, I'm Katsura!
"Zura janai. KATSURA DA!"
"FRIENDSHIP, HARDWORK AND VICTORY? YOU THINK YOU'LL GET THOSE BY READING JUMP? YOU'RE PATHETIC! YOU THINK JUMP WAS CREATED TO FILL THAT VOID IN YOUR LIFE? TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? THAT'S NOT WHY JUMP WAS CREATED!!"
"I'll fill every orifice on your body with mayonnaise and then kill you."
Gintoki: "Listen up, I don't care what you punks do around the
universe. But with this, my sword ... anywhere it can reach, is part of
my country! Asses who blunder in and violate my things ... whether it be
a Shogun, whether it be space pirates, whether it be a meteorite, I'll
destroy them!!"
Listen up!
Let's say you drank too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!? -Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)
WHEN YOUR FRIEND IS CRYING, CRY WITH HIM. WHEN YOUR FRIEND IS WORRIED, YOU SHOULD WORRY WITH HIM. AND WHEN YOUR FRIEND HAS AN AWKWARD BOWEL MOVEMENT, THEN YOU MUST HAVE AN AWKWARD BOWEL MOVEMENT TOO. SHIN-CHAN, IF YOU ARE A FRIEND, THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHARE OTHER'S PAIN NO MATTER WHAT. AND SHIN-CHAN, IF YOUR FRIEND GOES DOWN THE WRONG PATH, YOU MUST STOP YOUR FRIEND EVEN IF IT RUINS YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
THAT IS THE TRUE SAMURAI FRIENDSHIP
Otae to Shinpachi
Gin: If you die, don't come crying to me about it.
"Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don't underestimate us!!!."
-Yorozuya
And finally...
The country? The skies? You can have them. I'm busy
just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen
to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the
least I can do is pick it up.
(Sakata Gintoki)
That's it! Pretty long post huh? Thanks for reading :) I'm sure your time wasn't wasted coz all of these quotes are either funny or sensible. All of it is in English because as you know, this is my ENGLISH BLOG. Lol.
じゃ、ここまでで～す！笑
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